I ran across this on the Tool Website, and given that I spent my formative years rockin’ it in Gwinnett County, GA, I just couldn’t resist. Hope you enjoy as much as I did.
JULY, 2009 e.v.
“ODE TO GWINNETT”
What’ll ya have, what’ll ya have?
Frosted orange or Coke with lime?
Walk a heavy dog with a bag of rags
And we’ll get ya to Duluth on time!
What’ll ya have, what’ll ya have?
Wrinkled strings my dog-eatin’ brother?
C’mon, we’ll get ya to that Tool show
But I don’t know nothing about a cover!
What’ll ya have, what’ll ya have?
Trouser-chili or a yellow dog?
Ring one while there’s still some sun
And we’ll thrown in a toasted bun!
(Knowing that you’re on the run)
What’ll ya have, what’ll ya have!
All the way for you and your lover?
A Varsity orange with two straws,
Blame God if there ain’t no cover!
HAPPY TRAILS